true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
when neither vlad or abbie responds to the group chat for an extended period of time i just assume they’re having sex but they better not be cuz abbie is supposed to be getting ready to meet me
xlad:
vlad is literally so hairy cuz he’s russian he’s basically a bear
omg are you talking about me
yes
remember when snooki had to go to the hospital for toxic shock cuz she left her tampon in for 2 days
