kinda hot still a bitch tho

nosdrinker:

WOW THAT WENT WAY BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING

I’M SO HAPPY

hotanimegirl:

You: what is ur opinion on megan fffcuk?

Stranger: heyyy my names meghan I’m fffcuk on tumblr follow me!!!! Message me to see my asshole :)

yea that was me

You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You and the stranger both like tumblr.

Stranger: DRAKE?

You: yea

You: wow

You: can’t believe you found me…

You: technology is amazing

Stranger: nooooo you were supposed to say JOSH?

Stranger: ya know, like drake & josh?

maxterbate:

i want to kiss megan more than anything 

if there’s one thing about tumblr that bothers me its the abundance of virgins who think they know everything about sex bc they watch porn

kabutopz:

I had such fun with Megan today. We didnt even do anything but I was so entertained. I miss her now shes gone :(

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