You: what is ur opinion on megan fffcuk?
Stranger: heyyy my names meghan I’m fffcuk on tumblr follow me!!!! Message me to see my asshole :)
yea that was me
You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like tumblr.
Stranger: DRAKE?
You: yea
You: wow
You: can’t believe you found me…
You: technology is amazing
Stranger: nooooo you were supposed to say JOSH?
Stranger: ya know, like drake & josh?
if there’s one thing about tumblr that bothers me its the abundance of virgins who think they know everything about sex bc they watch porn


