megan just told me to take a break from eating ramen and go to ramen rehab
i found max
You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like tumblr.
Stranger: that flying douchebag
Stranger: thats not me
WOW THAT WENT WAY BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING
I’M SO HAPPY
You: what is ur opinion on megan fffcuk?
Stranger: heyyy my names meghan I’m fffcuk on tumblr follow me!!!! Message me to see my asshole :)
yea that was me
i want to kiss megan more than anything
if there’s one thing about tumblr that bothers me its the abundance of virgins who think they know everything about sex bc they watch porn