megan 19 nj

maxterbate:

megan just told me to take a break from eating ramen and go to ramen rehab

i found max

people giving me false hope I’m trying to find max

You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You and the stranger both like tumblr.

You: max

Stranger: that flying douchebag

Stranger: no

Stranger: thats not me

nosdrinker:

#nosfamilylives

nosdrinker:

WOW THAT WENT WAY BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING

I’M SO HAPPY

hotanimegirl:

You: what is ur opinion on megan fffcuk?

Stranger: heyyy my names meghan I’m fffcuk on tumblr follow me!!!! Message me to see my asshole :)

yea that was me

maxterbate:

i want to kiss megan more than anything 

if there’s one thing about tumblr that bothers me its the abundance of virgins who think they know everything about sex bc they watch porn