also i saw someone i graduated with before and the first thing they said to me was “how was prom did you go with julian” and we broke up a year and a half ago why does no one keep up with the events of my life
i wore my ex boyfriends sweatpants to the bagel place and he’s here lmfao
the real jasmine neopiacentral. Disgusting.
C’mon I bought you the best toiletries
now my friends telling me about how educated the horses in puerto rico are
“my mom thinks i have a drug problem” — my friend as she smokes a blunt and snorts xanax at 12:20pm
(Source: willarnett, via greekgogurt)
(Source: westbor0baptistchurch, via corackadile)
i’m cute though so who cares
if I die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as this room
and for eternity I’d lay in bed
in my boxers half stoned with a pillow under my head
keely isn’t even a real princess